bite me.

Shit Sucks...

2006-07-24T16:32:06Z

Fuckin... fuck.

Dane gets out of jail on August 3rd.

We should throw him a party.

Life Sucks.

2006-05-30T14:21:26Z

Well... went to a show in Norfolk last night.

My car got broken into... passenger window shattered. Purse stolen. Digital Camera stolen.

Fuck this man...

fuuuuccckkkk

!

2006-05-25T15:57:54Z

So I'm driving down Great Neck Road when I see a hitch hiker.
I pull over and pick him up...

It was fucking Andy Fox from Wavy TV 10... the one who got a DUI.

$%^#$%@

2006-03-22T20:00:56Z

fuckin warm up!

i'm sick of the COLD

and i'm sick of WORK

.......

I miss my friends...

on a mission

2004-11-02T15:56:39Z

reassurance
this seems to have the best effect on my emotions
i will get through this

i'm trying my best
.... then again... i could do better...

and i don't need your pity
most people are too self-absorbed to actually care in the first place

don't worry about me
if you notice i'm not around.... then i just needed some time alone
i don't want my shitty mood to dampen others...

now know...
overall.... i am happy
and that's all that matters

fernur @ 2004-10-14T12:52:00

2004-10-14T17:12:04Z

What kind of disease are you?

whitney:

whitney is caused by monkeys.

An infection of whitney will cause giant robots to attack your house.
whitney can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator.

interesting......

i guess now would be the most convenient time to bite off my nails and rip out my hair.
but i'm not.

it's just so much fucking shit has been going on lately.....
and i try and play it off like none of it bothers me, but god damnit it does.

the fact that i don’t even talk to my dad anymore bothers me

the fact that my mom is ashamed of me... it just sucks

and it makes me feel oh so good that my parents have absolutely no faith in me
that they think i’ve reached my downfall point in life
that they wonder about the mistakes they’ve made in raising me

give me a fucking break
i owe them $3,000 for vcu
now they are making me pay rent $200 a month
i’m in the midst of trying to buy a Honda for $700
i’m fucked
and all the while i’m trying to save up for Northland college

i’m thinking about applying for a second job at learning express

All in All i just wanna have some fun
these are supposed to be good times
.... let ‘em roll

hey hey

2004-08-26T18:25:58Z

woah...

haven't updated this thing in a while
been kinda busy

i live in richmond now

gimme your address if you want me to drop you a line

yep
eden + mike + me = eating food ... and more food
alex + help w/computer = thanks

.... i miss dane mon.

well well

2004-08-05T16:04:13Z

here's a bit about my "vacation":
-it sucked
-two weeks of moving boxes and furniture
-i got food poisoning
-throwing up multiple times was fun
-i will spare the men on any feminine details
-my friend is lazy; i had to walk her dogs every morning, i brought in the newspaper every day, i took out the trash, and she sat there and watched the show FRIENDS.
-ok, ok, there were 2 days that i had some fun. one time i persuaded her to take me to this pawn shop and music store which was cool.
-after a while i liked walking the dogs because it was an escape.
-i am not exaggerating when i say that we watched about 30 movies.... ugh. i wanted to get out so bad.
-by the end of the trip i was fed up with her attitude, so i told her she was being a bitch a couple times... she agreed, but kept on bitching.
-ok, right at the beginning of the trip i gave her mom $100 of my money for gas and for money to feed me. her parents left for a few days and gave my friend $50 for our food. she spent it all on clothes.
-blah blah blah, i hate dunkin donuts.
-it sucks when you know you are stuck in a place that you are incredibly uncomfortable in.... and you just have to wait it out.
-i'm glad to be home.

anyways.....
the show last night was... well... interesting.
there was such a mixture of emotions...
sadness, anger, fucking immaturity, cowardness, concern, shocked, fucking immaturity.... and fucking immaturity, etc.

i can't wait till i move to richmond.
it's time for something new.

yesss

2004-07-16T19:00:49Z

alright

i'm headed to florida today
finally a vacation

cocoa beach... i'm excited

and when i get back... only five more days of work.
then i have a little break before goin to richmond

hanging out with eden was bunches of fun
we should go surfing when i get back
anyone else care to join??

ra.

2004-07-06T13:48:40Z

mmmm.... ice cream for breakfast.

that is all.

hmmm

2004-07-02T15:02:07Z

went to richmond to sign up for classes

saw alex there which made the trip fun
i'm looking forward to vcu
i'm gonna take:
chem 101
+chem lab class
english 101
math 151 (pre-calculus)
cultural anthropology

haha
"ew, your eggy milk"
mm mmm mmmm

chris, mike, christian, and sam h: the new demo kicks ass
keep it up

mumble mumble

2004-06-29T15:42:40Z

well, the bruise is pretty much gone
thanks to dane - headbutted me in the fuckin nose
it was an accident... and now i just laugh about it

but yeah, anyways...
arg, i'm gonna miss part of the show tonight
i work till 7:30ish, but i'll still go.

ugh

hey... woah... some squirrels are having sex in my front yard
cool.

dun dun dun dUN FDUUBSN DUUUUUNNNNN

2004-06-21T16:35:07Z

ummm
hey
did you know that hitler designed the volkswagen
that's right
you fuckin nazis
mwahaha

anyways...
you should go to the show tonight at FUJIs

OH
and on june 29 at hubys
FIGHT AMPUTATION is comin back
so that should be nice

baaahhhh

wooh.

2004-06-16T15:28:21Z

haha

-edit-
my opinion of a stupid bitch:
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping" - britney

eden "we came, we saw, we left."

2004-06-13T19:13:01Z

went to harbor fest with eden
the fireworks were cool...

went to ben & jerrys
saw alyse !

hah... umm, so.. yeah.
i don't work monday
anyone trying to do anything?

go to the beach?
visit some wishing wells, then go to harris teeter's coin machine?
anything that consists of fun?

...

2004-06-11T21:08:23Z

fernur's LJ stalker is nomonalisa!

nomonalisa is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also in jail for murder!

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mwahaha

woah

2004-06-09T01:41:41Z

this past weekend has been so much friggin fun

prom on saturday
went to velvet 25 for dinner

sunday was a blur

monday, eden and i went to busch gardens
FDGHDSKHGKH good times
spitting off of sky lifts
being assholes

scooped some money out of a wishing well
desperate measures, you know?
mwahaha

eden gave me $2 for eating some watermelon topped with ketchup and potato salad
it was kinda gross

food.

hah...

2004-05-31T23:24:13Z

You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul,
disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funny
as hell.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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this weekend was fun
almost every one of my meals consisted of ice cream

barf.

bummed that i wasn't able to make it to see GWAR on sunday... but
**supposedly GWAR is coming back in July**
i'm definitely going to that one

acne amy is your friend.

-edit-
tonight was fun
went to dane's... randomly saw christian, barry, john, and ricky.
then brad, sam h, and shane showed up.
they all went to set off fireworks down some railroad tracks.
dane and i walked down to meet up with them... but half of them fled thinking that we were cops.
then we snuck around and threw rocks at the remainder of them.
and i got eaten alive by bugs.

FUCK THIS PLACE

2004-05-28T16:49:04Z

i hate this
i hate FC
i hate drama
i hate doctor fuckin jessee

dane didn't get approved to go to my fuckin senior prom

fuckin nazis

they need to shove it up their asses

i'm so unbelievably pissed right now

what, does she think that not granting dane's approval only affects him. the hell with that. it affects me too bitch!

brit: "aww... poor baby, just find another date!"
.... i don't want another fuckin date
god damnit

fuck this, i'm goin back to school to have another talk with that Hazel Jessee bitch.

fuckin nazis

hey... you...

2004-05-24T12:58:01Z

been havin a lot of fun lately

besides a little bit of drama that i have now decided to block out of my life
i don't need that

well, went to the consignment city in chesapeake with eden on saturday
that was fun... i accidentally kept on breakin shit

went to the consignment city on shore drive with dane on sunday
that was well... interesting
we ended up going to the picture frame section and taking everyone's photos. now we are posting them in his room.

then we went for a walk and threw rocks at ramped dogs!

good times.....

......

2004-05-15T00:57:53Z

yep

it's definitely been a while...

been working a lot... 5 or sometimes 6 days a week.

four neighborhood garage sales tomorrow
that should kick ass.
bargains bargains bargains

umm.... yeah.

WOOOH

2004-04-27T17:34:44Z

EVERYONE

today is FREE cone day at ben and jerry's
ohhh yyeaaaaaaahhh

free is definitely good.

i have off wednesday and thursday...
anyone want to do anything??

oh yeah...
i am now a mangager
at the bagel bakery
woo hoo

happy chanukah

2004-04-23T20:29:43Z

went to the beach today
it was nice

report card
all As

pina colada slurpees kick ass

goin to the show saturday
but it has been moved
to some asian restaurant in portsmouth
still 5pm $5
might video tape it.....

my grandma (holding a bag of chips) "you want some crabs?? ... i mean ... not crabs. you want some crabs??"

hahah

OH
and anyone who is looking for a job:
the red mullet in the hilltop shopping center is now hiring
(i know they aren't open yet)
plus kroger is hiring in ALL positions
drop by an application and you will probably be hired

fjhdagsui

2004-04-17T03:01:41Z

yep

went over dane's the other night...
when i got there, some guy started running towards my car...
so i locked the doors.
and then he tried getting in and was yelling at me to open the door.
i said.. no.
he looked pretty mad, made me nervous..... then he was trying to get me to roll down the window and shit... he really wanted to get in my damn car. fucker.
well, dane came outside, so he left.
fucker.

i think i'm jinxed.

i like hanging out/meeting new people.

i don't like fuckers.

that fucker.

bleeeeeeeeehhhhhhh

dun dun dun

2004-04-12T15:45:37Z

it looks like shit outside

but tomorrow it's supposed to thunderstorm, so things are looking up.
i'm serious.

work schedule:
monday: 2-CL (bakery)
TUESDAY IS MY FUCKIN DAY OFF!!
wednesday: 2-CL (bakery)
thursday: 4:30-? (tavern)
friday: 2-CL (bakery)
saturday: 8-3 (bakery), 5-? (tavern)
sunday: 9-3 (bakery), 5-? (tavern)

anything fun happening on tuseday?

went ::clubbing:: with eden on saturday for her birthday. it was... different. i went there in my sweatshirt and hat and shit... and there were all these slutty girls. i felt like i was putting myself on the market, and i didn't like that at all.
but i hope eden had fun.

Saralee wants me to see her sing in her band tonight at huby's. i dunno though...

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